About Gregory Payne:
When
he's not haunting bookstores and libraries, Gregory Payne is writing
about people in all their glory, watching quietly from the sidelines.
His favorite pastimes include, leering at attractive men at the local
gym while pretending to workout, drinking coffee and eavesdropping at
the corner cafe, and texting his friends about his other friends, to
name only a few. He hopes you enjoy, tales from the pink side because he
is working on, more tales from the pink side, coming to you soon. He
has massive school girl crushes on: Olivia Newton John, Pamela Sue
Martin, Amy Winehouse, Richard Crenna, and the Lawrence Welk
Singers.....yes, all of the Lawrence Welk Singers. You can friend him at
Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/
Blurb:
Before
becoming a published author, I had a blog I called Incidental Expenses
that became wildly popular in a short period time. Recently my sister
asked why I had stopped writing it: she loved the blog, my friends loved
the blog, and people I didn’t even know loved the blog, so why was
there no blog? The answer was simple; I got published, finally, writing
Gay Erotic Romance as Alex Carreras, my pen name. Getting published
meant staying published which took a whole heck of a lot of time,
especially while still working my day job as a hairstylist. I loved
writing the sometimes emotionally painful but always funny David
Lynch-esque stories based on my life. With her encouragement, I dusted
off a few of my favorites and wrote a couple more, then set about
compiling them into this book.
Warning: All these stories are true. Yes, I said true! So don’t send me an email asking if they are, indeed, true. But if you do, I’ll just tell you the same thing.
Life can be strange, sad, funny, and flat out crazy at times, but for me it’s all the time…apparently. Also, most of these tales deal with adult situations so if you’re a tad on the prudish side, you might want to save your money and buy another book. For the rest of you, enjoy! Please excuse any typos, grammatical errors, misspellings, and questionable comma use. I tried my best. No one is perfect. Not even me.
Ten True Tales:
Single Woman Seeks Saran Wrap
Squeaky Gets A New Do
Internet Dating And Adult Diapers
Sister
Is That A Grub In Your Pants Or Are You Happy To See Me?
Dear Best Friend
Let’s Make A Deal
976-HUGE
Beach + Horse + Sheet Cake = ?
Happy Birthday
Warning: All these stories are true. Yes, I said true! So don’t send me an email asking if they are, indeed, true. But if you do, I’ll just tell you the same thing.
Life can be strange, sad, funny, and flat out crazy at times, but for me it’s all the time…apparently. Also, most of these tales deal with adult situations so if you’re a tad on the prudish side, you might want to save your money and buy another book. For the rest of you, enjoy! Please excuse any typos, grammatical errors, misspellings, and questionable comma use. I tried my best. No one is perfect. Not even me.
Ten True Tales:
Single Woman Seeks Saran Wrap
Squeaky Gets A New Do
Internet Dating And Adult Diapers
Sister
Is That A Grub In Your Pants Or Are You Happy To See Me?
Dear Best Friend
Let’s Make A Deal
976-HUGE
Beach + Horse + Sheet Cake = ?
Happy Birthday
Barnes and Noble:http://www.
No comments:
Post a Comment